False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....

I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.

by TrueDef. February 8, 2019

False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020

false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

by souleater666666 August 28, 2010

false knowledge

A person telling someone, about or how to do something, when in reality the person does not know what they are talking about and is talking dangerous ignorance.

Listening to false knowledge is more dangerous the ignorance.

by bigcheddar April 11, 2015

False Hope

When someone makes you believe or give you feelings about something that isn’t true.

She gave me false hope, by giving me an almond that could not be opened. I expected to eat the almond, but therefore couldn’t since it was sealed closed, so she gave me false hope.

by Strawberry milk tea January 4, 2021

false metal

Originated by Manowar, they originally used it to describe the music of the Glam/Hair bands of the Eighties. In a modern context, it can be used to describe numerous Nu-Metal bands.

"Manowar waged open verbal, and occasionally physical, warfare upon those who could not genuinely play their instruments or who were half hearted in embracing the true spirit of their beloved heavy metal"

-Manowar: Anthology. Inset by Dave Ling.

That poser only likes False Metal.

Quit listening to that False Metal and stick some Manowar on!

by BPRW August 11, 2004

False hope

False hope comes under depression and deep emotions, you hope that something will happen and the opposite does. You may trace your fingers along your skin and reach for a blade but nothing has ever cut deeper then believing in things that don’t happen, some days for people it could be depression or suicidal thoughts that get in the way of your dreams so they just become false hopes.

‘That’s a dream I have, but what’s the point I’m just gaining false hope.’

by Deaddreams_x January 27, 2019