Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
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The art of making a deep-fried ball of ground chickpeas often seasoned with onions and spices,originating in Southwest Asia
Don't confuse philosophizing with falafelizing
by JohnyTsunami January 3, 2008
Get the falafelizing mug.Falafelkrieger is a colloquial term coined to describe an individual who embodies both honor and a sense of being lost, inspired by the legendary Spanish knight, Raul, who had a fondness for falafel. According to folklore, Raul was known for his chivalrous nature and unwavering principles, but also had a reputation for being somewhat directionless. The term Falafelkrieger is used to evoke both admiration and a touch of bemusement when referring to someone with similar qualities.
"Being a Falafelkrieger means balancing honor and uncertainty, just like our friend Raul with his love for falafel."
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Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Origin is the acronym "FALFD" meaning "Fucked And Left For Dead."
Steve went drinking with some tattooed hottie and got falafeled.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
That's the third guy Sheila's falafeled this week.
by reprobate June 17, 2008
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19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis
by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009
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Also see Humassed
Also see Humassed
by SS Wilson November 9, 2008
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