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Faisalitis

This is a mental disease, commonly found in women, first discovered in 1984, that scientists and doctors are yet to thoroughly explain. The determinants of this disease include glowing skin, elevated mood, upbeat personality, etc. The disease gained a lot of popularity through literary work in the late 19th century. Writers have frequently used the disease as a metaphor for 'charm'. The patterns of these writings suggest that the disease was caused by tall, caramel-skinned, humorous intellectuals. Talks of this disease peaked when writer Ahammada Begum predicted in her revolutionary book 'Bane of the Education System' that in 2020 the disease will spread across the northern parts of Bangladesh and cause unusuaities and instabilities that have never been seen before.
Naome seems too happy and empowered these days, I can't help but think she has Faisalitis.
by Lokkhi Bee September 21, 2020
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Faisal al saud

He’s really easy on the eyes but he’s hollow what I’m saying is he’s hot but dumb and people tend to take advantage of him but he’s also really innocent and kind but at the same time can be a bully also he probably has a best friend who’s a mean ass bitch that makes fun of everyone but he’s cool I’m talking abt Faisal btw also he’s really really dumb but smart when it comes to looks and fashion he also has awesome hair.
Person 1: omg who’s that hottie with a big ass

Person 2: that’s Faisal al saud he’s really stupid
by Idkdikdidk March 29, 2022
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Faisal

Very smart not a wanna be cool guy also better than many ppl
Faisal is smart
by The12inchwonder July 19, 2022
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Faisal

He is one of the most loving and caring people you will ever meet. Handsome, smart and flirtatious. He knows who is real and who's fake and if he gives you his attention he will listen and be there for you. He is compationate, considerate and empathetic. He's been more in his short life than most old people. I don't know if you've ever met a Faisal cause the one I know is so intoxicating. His eyes are so deep his smile enchanting his touch is gentle. I guess you can call him a gentlemen. He's so kind and respectful even though he's been through some shit. People who don't know him don't understand him maybe they're not ment to know him. There isn't nothing that you don't see he's just a great man honest and loyal and he will not lie or make up stories to be excepted. He will treat people how he would like to be treated. He controls his anger because no one is worth him burying. If you know this man don't be afraid to talk to him there's a lot more to him than you think. If you know a Faisal love him and be honest and you have a great friend for life.
Girl 1: omg he's so fine who is he
Girl 2: that's Faisal he's handsome isn't he but don't even think about it he's mine
by RightNowRN January 31, 2024
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Faisal

Faisal is calm, the kind of calm that doesn’t flinch when things fall apart. He’s quiet, not distant, just careful. You have to lean in to understand him. He doesn’t always say what’s on his mind, which drives me crazy sometimes. But it’s not that he doesn’t feel—he just processes things slower.

He fell first. Despite me being loud, chaotic, and messy, he saw me and leaned in. There’s something about him that makes it feel like things will be okay, even when they’re not. But he holds back when it matters most, and I hate that I’m always the one reaching out to pull us back together.

He avoids conflict to keep the peace, and I wish he’d fight for me the way I fight for him. Still, his love shows up in small, steady ways. He’s carrying a lot—school, work permit, two jobs—and I see it.

We’re alike in the ways that matter. We both struggle to open up, hold things in too long, and are stubborn and scared. Staying together won’t be easy, but if we both show up, maybe we can make it. Maybe that’s what love looks like for us.

He’s calm. I’m fire. He slows me down, I push him forward. And in all the mess and silence, we always find our way back. That has to mean something.
Faisal knows I overthink everything. That I spiral sometimes and need reassurance, even if I don’t always ask for it out loud. So one day, he showed up with this little jar—filled with fake pills. And inside each one, he’d folded tiny pieces of paper with notes he’d written just for me. I remember feeling like he’d found a way to speak the words he struggles to say out loud. It was one of the quietest, kindest things anyone’s ever done for me.
by Faisallllllll April 13, 2025
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Faisal

A Faisal is a massive fruitcake; he enjoys drinks like pina coladas and is often pictured strolling around Kew Gardens or having a picnic
See that guy over there eating stuffed olives? He’s a total Faisal
by CC8 November 22, 2021
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faisal daaboul

A person who is dumber than a monkey and has the energy of a crocodile that has constipation
Oh that Faisal daaboul has a thicc ass
by Omakkkkkkkkkk October 21, 2019
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