Tapioca Express is a Taiwanese American fast food chain specializing in bubble tea, coffee, and a variety of fruit juices and slushes, occasionally including sushi and some light Asian snacks. Tapioca Express has locations in California, Texas, Colorado, Nevada, Hawaii, Washington, and Canada.
I haven't been to Tapioca Express in months, but last time I went, I found all these TABs and their ricer boyfriends there.
by The Tea Expert October 9, 2006
Get the Tapioca Expressmug. Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.
There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.
Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.
by maxxus July 16, 2006
Get the porcelain expressmug. Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.
by Bigjon88 July 21, 2010
Get the FUCKTARD EXPRESSmug. The most prevalently-used and virus-susceptible email client in the history of computing. Frequently euphemized as Outlook Express.
When I installed SP2, Outhouse Express presumed to decide for me whether to download the images in my email.
by Downstrike October 3, 2004
Get the Outhouse Expressmug. The train that appears in Resident Evil 0 that is occupied with Umbrella researchers. It is ambushed by the ressurected James Marcus' progenitor leeches, and is the very first outbreak that occurs within the series.
by A Merchant November 25, 2007
Get the Ecliptic Expressmug. by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009
Get the Diarrhea Expressmug. The daily route from the retirement home to nearby locations taken by senior citizens who ride their motorized carts.
by Nailo April 28, 2005
Get the Alzheimer's Expressmug.