Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
by Theman5566777 July 12, 2023
Get the Landon Everette Pillatzkimug. Person 1: Who is that sulking in the corner?
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
Person 2: I don’t know he gives me Phoenix Everett vibes...
by djenrhrnrndnnd December 9, 2020
Get the Phoenix Everettmug. Aka "Ultra Feminist"
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
Everett is the most kind and caring guy you will ever meet. If you ever get the chance to hangout with him you should take it. He's an adrenaline junkie and will do anything just cuz. He loves all animals and is great with kids. He's fantastic and loving and when he says he loves you he truly means it. He will always be there for you and will always be open and honest. He is a sucker for a fire and could sit at them for hours just talking. He's the kind of person you can have a serious conversation with and seek comfort in and then 2 seconds later you're discussing the names of some squirrels who you decide are dating. He's anyone's favorite person to be around regardless of what you're doing. If you're so lucky to have an Everett in your life don't ever let him go. <3
If Everett were around, life would be easier.
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
"If Everett (Evett) were here we would definitely be having a fire."
by Obama_KnowsPassword3.0 April 2, 2025
Get the Everett (Evett)mug. A man with the largest cock imaginable. All men slobber at the sight of the absolute specimen before them. They are a different breed of absolute man meat.
My god is that an Everett? I just came.
by moreanus123 November 22, 2021
Get the Everettmug. Someone with an inability to see two sides of an argument, often being rude, condescending and/or sexist to those who disagree with them.
James: Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver in the world in my opinion, but I understand if you have a different opinion.
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
Lewis: Oh dear, clearly F1 isn’t the sport for you. Are you thick? Anyone who thinks Lewis Hamilton isn’t a god on earth is a complete idiot, I suggest you stop talking because you’re an embarrassment to yourself and your family.
James: Woah, chill out Lewis, you’re starting to sound like a real Everett here…
by LonelyHenry October 13, 2022
Get the Everettmug. Everett's little brother is Harrison
by Preston@heyguys April 26, 2019
Get the Everett's little brothermug. "omg,, is that everett the stinker?"
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
"yeah... isnt he the one that wanted henry miller from dsaf to sit on him or smthng"
"i think so ..."
by tangythestinkystinker May 1, 2025
Get the everett the stinkermug.