Essaryism

A pervasive disease contracted by anyone whom comes into daily contact with a full-blooded Essary. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: nervous ticks, Tourette's-like swearing, uncontrollable wincing whenever a person of ethnic origin enters the room, severe and irrational homophobia, misogynistic tendencies (usually only directed at ones spouse or the cashier at Mrs. Winters)

Man 1:"That cocksucking blue-hair cut me off in traffic! What a wore out old bitch! I had to give her two slaps across the fuckin mouth!"

Man 2: "Wow, dude. You really have a severe case of essaryism. You should have a doctor check that out."

by Elwood4262 October 25, 2007

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Establish that Man Hood

Establishing your man hood by showing you are in control over something or someone

First trip to prison everyone should try to Establish that Man Hood!!!

by tightright September 4, 2010

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esta popping

when a party is very exciting, very crazy, getting crunk in this b*tch

"no esta popping" could be used as a dis to insult someone that is not smooth, cool, or is ugly.

Man this party at star esta popping.

(looking at a fat guy with a pink shirt on a scooter)
man that guy, no esta popping

by picaplancha September 29, 2010

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Eshta

Eshta is and Egyptian slang word that could mean “okayyy!” “Great!!” “Yeah let’s do it” “yeah I’m in!” And a lot more, you can use it anytime anywhere with anybody, eshta?

-Let’s go to your mom’s place?

-Eshta!
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-Do you wanna eat some brownies?
-Eshta!

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- are you alright?
- yeah! Eshta..

by Aboodishka June 2, 2020

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enstars irony

enstars irony is a meme concept where the caption is "innocent" or "relatable" but the picture bought upfront is very "unpleasing" and "disturbing"

that moment when you forget your wearing headphones and your parents hear your emo jams
*insert leo decapitation here accompanied by enstars irony*

by awesomeonionfan October 28, 2020

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Essay Gambit

When a person, in an attempt to get someone's contact info without directly asking them, asks another person for their help in reviewing an essay they wrote. The person asking will offer two options between printing it and giving it to them, or getting the other person's contact info and sending it to them.

Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.

Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.

Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?

Person 1: "Hey, I wrote this essay for English class and I don't feel like showing it to the professor, can you look over it for me?"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)

Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"

by 4D Chess Wannabe February 7, 2023

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