Dirty Espn

When you tie down a girl while raw dogging her, and she screams Karl while being creamed

Preston Dirty Espn'd Aria while her parents were out

by Dirty Espn November 13, 2020

marissa grace espinoza

a marissa grace espinoza is someone who is quirky and wild, and a person you can always get along with. they often like horses and choose unfortunate sports teams to play on. often times you can find them riding a unicycle and chewing on, but not eating, unicorn hair. don’t ask where they got it, they will always become infuriated. a marissa grace espinoza is typically a part of the jake paul fan base, and her favorite song is often “calling all the monsters” by china anne mcclain.

friend one: holy weekend, who is that gross girl riding a unicycle listening to disney channel original music chewing on unicorn hair?
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.

by yeetyeetyeet October 12, 2018

ESPN

A sports channel owned by Disney. Takes all their shit too far and when they're too butthurt over Favre, the Yankees, or anything in the MLB, then they won't show highlights when they are suppose to. Sportscenter is cheap too. They give it that ghetto like flavor because somehow they believe their main demographic is black street thugs. When they spew shit from their mouths the most, it's from the rigged championship games, and don't inform if they really were cheating because they hold bias opinions and like to show them off in an arrogant way (ex: the Steelers). Many athletes plan to sue ESPN for humilating them and for how much they can't report and anchor for caca.

ESPN anchor: Phillies win the World Series! Oh my god! Yes! Let's go and cover this for like 3 weeks.
Viewer: 3 weeks! The postseason only lasted for ONE week. Plus baseball sucks. *changes channel and eventually flips back tp ESPN where it shows the anchorman raping Favre*
ESPN Anchor: Uh, OH NO!
Favre: *girly scream*

by Smart American Male February 16, 2009

Españolo

When a person attempts to speak Spanish by simply adding an English word. Used by many ignorant Americans when speaking to any Latino. Usually the speaker has no intention of speaking Spanish correctly.

Bubba: "Hey, how 'bout you go to McDonalds and get me uno drinko, por favor? And holdo the ice-o!"

José: "Don't talk to me in Españolo like that, you idiot! I speak better English than you. Ignorant redneck...."

by Niknagz May 25, 2010

ESPN

Entertainment (and) Sports Programming Network

Like MTV and MTV2, there is ESPN and there is ESPN2.

by terrell mateo May 14, 2003

ESPN-ERD

A want to be athlete who's life revolves around ESPN.

Virtually all men are ESPN-ERD's at heart.

by BaGizba April 23, 2009

Briana Espinoza

A women that has the beauty of 1million dozen roses. Always has a smile on her face, laughing and has something nice to say. If you have a Briana Espinoza in your life keep her.

She looks like a Briana Espinoza, because she is perfect in every way.

by Flesk October 14, 2012