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Epstein Files

yeah they totally dont exist
by A really big weirdo August 27, 2025
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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
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Epstein Ghost

A term used for youtubers who have been "possessed" by the Epstein Ghost after hitting over 100k or 1m subscribers, therefore, making them commit pedophilic actions.
xXYoutuberXx Fan: "Dude, did you know that xXYoutuberXx just groomed a minor?! I'm unsubscribing him!"
xXYoutuberXx Fan 2: "Yeah, he musta been possessed by the Epstein Ghost!"
by iwascrazyonce December 25, 2024
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Epsteined

When somebody has been Epsteined, he or she has become the victim of a bribe that is sexual in nature and shows the hidden hand of Israel.
The politician has been Epsteined so don't expect him to act honourably and in the interest of the people.
by justitia January 26, 2024
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Epstein swing set

A single use swing set that is erected in a small room. It is not set up by the user more as a surprise FOR the user.
I give it a week before Ghislaine Maxwell is playing on the Epstein swing set
by Fred44 December 31, 2021
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Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck
Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?
by LanceHN August 21, 2019
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Jeffrey Epstein

American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.

Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.

Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.

Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.

Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.

Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?

Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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