Elmer Hernandez

The flattest, most rude person on the planet.

See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.

by Nuoc Mames March 12, 2014

Elmer N.

Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!

Elmer N. is a simp!

by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020

Elmer

Purveyor of Fruits
One of the original Vendors in the "Sandsverse"
Elmer is a Proboscis Monkey who is "Older than can be comprehended"
"Elmer is never not fucking"

Elmer and Morbitum created the fundamental aspects of our universe.

by DrewIsSleepy November 30, 2021

Elmer

Word used instead of "Swedish Cunt"

"Dude, you are such an Elmer"

by MR.C.B November 28, 2017

Elmering

when ur shooting out your white sticky glue for something

my man gigawhatgaming is elmering to feli right now

by ADDTAGHERE May 17, 2021

lil-elmer-glue

lil-elmer-glue refers to an individual that can "make it off the streets"

lil-elmer-glue makin' it outta the hood

by dapq June 5, 2022

Elmer

Elmer is a very nice guy he has a very big dee and is stronger then everybody with high IQ

That guy's a real Elmer!

by Not Elmer March 18, 2022