Eileenthology

Pronounced: Aye-lean-th-oh-low-gee.

The belief in whatever the heck you want to believe in.

Meaning that you can combine (yes, COMBINE) various religions and possibly even make up your own.

Religions may clash and contradict each other so choose wisely.

Eileenthology was created specifically to rub it in my sister's face stating that I can believe in whatever I want to believe in even if they clash.

I've figured out a way to balance all three (those stated below). Woo hoo!

Religious view: Catholic - Christian - Buddhist

AKA Eileenthology

I am 33.3% Catholic, 33.3% Christian AND 33.3% Buddhist.

HOLLAAAAAAA!

by The Eileenthologicreator May 4, 2008

Eileen

She's a wonderful human being. She's always there when u need her and will always stand up for you. She's honest and an advice giver. She's not skinny nor fat and has a big butt and boobs. Love you Eileen

Me: Oof there comes my best friend Eileen
Friend: Yupp

by sugamin9901 April 7, 2018

eilís

The most caring, wonderful, and beautiful human being on this planet. She is a bit cheeky and sneaky so watch your back. Her name comes from an Irish origin and she always is prepared for anything life throws at her. She doesn’t like math to much.

Maria: Look how perfect Eilís is!

by Urbandicitiomarylover123 June 12, 2018

Eileen

Eileen: aye the kind of female you can lean on a girl that knows what she wants and is totally kickass

Eileen will kick ur ass..

by IELLLLLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNNNNNN October 21, 2010

Eilish

An extremely random person who will regularly change the subject of a conversation mid-sentence.

Guy 1: OMG did u see scrubs last ni......wow shiny
Guy 2: Dude you just did an Eilish!

by Cailin19 July 1, 2009

eilynn

Eilynn is the world's best person. How do you pronounce it? Ha ha ha! You don't. Those who try will instead be sucked into the dark void of confusion of despair.

Person 1: Is Eilynn supposed to be pronounced as I-leen?
Person 2: NO STOP-
Person 1: (Is sucked into the dark void.)
Person 2: (sobs quietly) Oh god. They're gone forever.

by paptatoknishes April 17, 2014

Eileen

Eileen is a very good friend once you get to know her and is very cute. Get on her bad side and she’ll get a friend to beat you. She usually gets bullied and has scars, but that doesn’t stop her. She has life problems, and still that doesn’t stop her. She is shy but once she trusts you, you shouldn’t anger her. One of her friends WILL beat you up. Eileen is not that popular. Compliment her too good and she will become ‘a tomato’. She is insecure, and her friends will go along with her choices but help. Any man would be lucky with Eileen and she will help you when you’re down. You’ll always want to speak to an Eileen.

Boy: Wow that girl is CUTE! Is that an Eileen? I must gain her trust and befriend her 😍😍

by olkafiolka42 December 7, 2020