Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

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by Ok um May 18, 2022

Egg on Legs

A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

Person 1: "She's incredibly fat!"

Person 2: "I know...look at that egg on legs."

by Hazencruz August 6, 2010

lmao my eggo

To laugh your ass off while still attempting to keep your eggo waffle safe.

"When Bruce Willis first found out that Ashton Kutcher proposed to Demi Moore, he was enjoying a breakfast of eggo waffles. As he began to laugh his ass off, his seven year old daughter Miley attempted to steal his waffle. Bruce stabbed her with his fork and shouted, "LMAO my EGGO."

by A-feld July 25, 2007

Put an egg on it

direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.

Matt: I am the nastiest baller on the court.
Cody: put an egg on it

by RobAa January 5, 2008

egon

A scientist or person of very high intelligence. It comes from the character, Egon, from the Ghostbusters films.

Alan: I got an A on my test. What did you get?

Jason: A fucking D.

Alan: How did you fail? The test was easy.

Jason: Shut up! You're such an egon!

by Righty007 November 29, 2007

eggnostic

The religion believing that the egg came before the chicken, to which the chicken promptly arrived and beat the shit out of the egg, becoming the first egg beater.

"Is he eggnostic?"
"Yes i think he is."
"So he believes the chicken beat the egg for it arrived first?"
"I do believe so..."

by bitchmaster mc.mondocock. December 18, 2011