Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.
Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."
by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010
A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep
Is gay, VERY gay
by fruit-loops October 25, 2009
ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.
Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.
I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.
Why would he????
Get a life people
by Edward Cullen gay April 01, 2009
A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.
Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!
Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?
by edwardhater May 27, 2010
A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
by allergictobullshit May 02, 2010
a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!
shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
by FUCKINGCHUCKNORIS November 11, 2008