Edmonton Bonfire

The act of defecating between a woman's breasts and then putting fire to it by lighting a fart with a match while the man teabags the woman.

I burnt her nipple when I gave her an Edmonton Bonfire last night!

by Skewed Visionary June 22, 2010

edmonton oilers

1 of the NHL's great franchises that is making an incredible playoff run as '04 ends (despite sucking for most of the year)

The Oilers were awesome w/ Gretsky

by PuckYou March 29, 2004

edmonton

Grim, depressing, crime ridden area of North London. Enfield Boroughs most dangerous place

person 1: I'm going into Edmonton

Person 2: Have you got your bullet-proof vest?

by n18 ruude boi April 28, 2005

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

edmonton oilers

The best comeback team of 2006 to make it to the stanley cup. Also had the most entertaining games I had ever seen.
YAY OILERS!!!! :)

2006 SEASON - EDMONTON OILERS

-Being the last team in the western conference to make it to the playoffs.
-Eliminating the #1 ranked team in all of the nhl in the first round.
-Losing in a series 3-0 and then coming back to defeat the same team 4-3 to advance to the stanley cup finals. Then finishing the second round of the playoffs in victory over San Jose in the last min. of the third overtime.
-Winning the series against anaheim 4-0. Not to mention they were facing the #1 ranked goalie besides their really good goalie, Roloson.

by Ari Clemens May 28, 2006

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

The Thomas Edison

Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...

Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.

by Frank Fontain April 8, 2019