Dracula Panties

A pair of panties after a heavy menstrual cycle

Harold was disgusted to find his moms Dracula Panties.

by offwiththeirheads August 28, 2012

Cunt Dracula

Another word for a rainbow kiss, with obvious connections i.e. blood sucking etc.

Guy 1. So how did head go?
Guy 2. Awww man, she didn;t tell me she was on, I looked like Cunt Dracula

by bulmander December 14, 2007

Fat Dracula

correct nickname for Ted Cruz

Belinda was switching channels after a long day at work and landed on Fixed Noise. bearded and obese Rafael Ted Cruz was on with Tucker Carlson to slam the libs and Belinda said "I don't got enough Chardonnay to sit through Fat Dracula. fucking pass dude."

by Uncle Joosie February 25, 2022

dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.

Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"

by Jack August 21, 2007

Lazy Dracula

This is when a woman is on her period and she gives him a blow job as he's licking her out. They then sloppy kiss with fluids in their mouths: share and share alike!

Pete and his missus had a fantastic Lazy Dracula as she was on her period when they they were on a dirty weekend in Newry.

by Cunthamstertoastmaster July 18, 2016

American Dracula

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

He has continued to demonstrate his unrelenting intention to drain the lifeblood from every intelligent citizen and every effective and protective institution in the US and so we call him the American Dracula.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

dracula dick

when you have intercouse with a girl who is on the rag and you get a bloody dick!

I was fucking this swamp donkey last night and she didnt tell me she was on the rag i turned on the lights and BAM! dracula dick!

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter September 23, 2009