Dogwater 

Being Maxwell David McDonald

Wow that guy max he’s dogwater at rl.

Dogwater by Frahd December 17, 2023

Chief Dogwater 

Crappy day shift cops

“You see that cop over there”

“Yeah, he’s chief dogwater”

Chief Dogwater by P47sherman January 18, 2021

Actually dogwater kid 

Anyone who has a brain which might be considered to a 5 year old having a tantrum.

Person 1: You're actually dogwater kid
Person 2: Go outside and ACTUALLY touch grass.

Actually dogwater kid by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

literal dogwater

Being bad or a walmart version of something

you're so literal dogwater

literal dogwater by Theonlyoneyoulleverneed October 15, 2022

absolute dogwater 

tell this to some random dude who literally sucks at aiming

you're absolute dogwater bro

absolute dogwater by Skoonify October 1, 2023

Cerberus' Dogwater 

Vodka put in a bong, which is then used to smoke marijuana, and subsequently drank.

We played truth or dare at the party last night. David was the first to pick dare, so we poured him a shot of Cerberus' Dogwater.

Cerberus' Dogwater by onepostwonder February 18, 2025

You are dogwater 

This mean you are very unpleasing to the person saying this. They dont like you.

Person 1: i love the cereal after the milk

Person 2: bro you are dogwater

You are dogwater by dumbass valerie August 22, 2022