What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
by mblxv April 8, 2013
Get the Dishwasher Facialmug. "Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"
"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"
"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"
by Gabraham November 28, 2016
Get the anal dishwashermug. A manual dishwashing technique that involves extremely limited contact with the dirty dish: you just spray dishwasher soap on it, open the tap and hope for the best.
Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
Usually employed when there's no more clean dishes and you want to struggle on for an extra meal.
I got home so hungry and tired I couldn't bother to wash dishes properly, so I fixed something up and went with no-contact dishwashing instead.
by jps75 January 6, 2010
Get the no-contact dishwashingmug. WOMAN!!!
man:GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long
human dishwasher: i have rights too
man: *mutters* i made the chain too long
by womens rights= men got whipped March 22, 2011
Get the human dishwashermug. by my peep is on the fritz June 29, 2006
Get the soap the dishwashermug. by GaMeRrEmAg June 6, 2007
Get the Russian Dishwashermug. Basically, you put some soap in between a guys bum and try to blow it into his bollocks without spilling it.
''Jesus, Romelu really gave me a nice Sudanese Dishwasher yesterday, I didn't even have to shower!''
by KaxGod August 18, 2021
Get the Sudanese Dishwashermug.