Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins

Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)

by Ode to words December 4, 2023

Dipsticker

Australian slang for small tight male swimwear. Also see: Speedo, Budgie Smugglers

Hes wearing Dipstickers on the beach.

by drunkasanewt December 5, 2018

Dipstick

A Graduated rod for measuring depth

A person who is dumber than a non living object

John used that dipstick

Randy Is such a dipstick

by clmlta July 10, 2017

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

nah dipsticks

its a phrase you use when you cant say no shit Sherlock in elementary school. the shortened version is nah dip,but dont be a pussy say no shit Sherlock

Tyrone: your a human

you: nah dipsticks

by lil bitch fuckr August 22, 2018

Dipsticking

Sleeping with two women in one day without washing your meat.

Damnnn Daniel, you dipsticking again. Poor girl doesn't even know

by ThrowingRopes September 11, 2018