dinty moore shuffle

This is when someone eats dinty moore beef stew and shortly after it hits the stomach they have to run to the toilet because of the squirts.

Guy 1: Hey man where's Dan running off to? Guy 2: He's running to the toilet, he has the dinty moore shuffle.

by jimmybomm July 17, 2022

Ding Dong Shit

Kids game invented in 2024, in which a person rings a random house’s doorbell & then speedily defecates on the stoop as they run away prior to the door being opened.

Marty & Chris were killed last week as they played Ding Dong Shit.

by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Ding Dong Scammer

A word used to describe a stupid idiot
Who tries to (and usually fails) to trick people

This Ding Dong Scammer

by Dingdoneatituo June 3, 2025

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Riding the Dinky Train to Stinky Town

When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.

IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!

by awallz December 31, 2008

dingo with a straw

The natural enemey of a test-tube baby.

Joke referring to the Azaria/Lindy Chamberlain case in Australia in the early 80's. Lindy's baby daughter Azaria was taken from a central Australian campsite by a dingo. Lindy was convicted of her murder but the baby's jacket was found in a dingo's den a few years later and the conviction was overturned.

"A dingo's got moi baibee!" (and no, we do NOT talk like that, or the Bart vs. Australia episode of The Simpsons! Just thought I'd clear that up!)

Q. What's the natural enemy of a test tube baby?
A. A dingo with a straw!

by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006

Ding-a-ling Shaker

Is a male who shakes another mans penis while he pees.

While the man urinated, the ding-a-ling shaker assisted the man by shaking the excess pee droplets from his penis.

by TRCMC4L March 18, 2021