dick dingers

Dick dingers is the act of two men snorting drugs off eachothers erect penises then having anal sex afterwards

Mike: Hey Matt wanna come over and do some dick dingers later?

Matt: Yeah sure if your boyfriends not home.

by Naw way November 11, 2018

hum dinger

an adjective used to describe something of large importance, significance, or shocking

that was one hum dinger of an episode of the OC!

this test is one hum dinger of a toughie!

by Colleen Yergacheffe May 6, 2006

Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

dinger dusty

A term that praises olivia hail when playing roblox or minecraft

that dinger dusty, olivia hail, is incredibly talented at minecraft

by hoes_mad June 19, 2019

Dinger Danger

To smack a rubix cube on your forehead.

While massaging your mayo containers.

OMG Dinger Danger!

by Triple A men June 11, 2018

flinker-dinger

Close kin to the reverse shocker, he who receives a flinker-dinger endures the pinky and ring finger of his mate penetrating the ass, while the index finger furiously flicks his testicles.

Guy 1: What are you doing later? Let's circle jerk with Jimmy and Jeff.
Guy 2: No way man, my nuts are still too sore from the flinker-dinger you gave me this morning.

by Chron Johnson October 12, 2008

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013