digital mumbling

When someone is so inebriated that their texts are garbled, reading like phonetic renderings of a drunken fratboy.

see also, drunk texting
Nikki's texts started out quite coherent, but as the drinks caught up with her, they descended pretty quickly into digital mumbling.
by TheGoddessMaria January 16, 2011
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digit day

training your fingers (ex: Alayna Joy on YouTube hardcore training her fingers in order to rock climb)
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digital fart

when digital signal backs up and then releases and you hear a 5 minute conversation or music in like 3 seconds.
The digital fart sounds like the chipmonks only faster
by Santadude October 18, 2008
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cheeky digit

The cheeky digit : surprise finger in the butt during a sex act
Izaak gave her the ole cheeky digit Friday night...
by CherryxGow January 11, 2017
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digital transformation

A term passed off as thought leadership by bottom rung B2B software executives in order to sell vaporware to gullible buyers. It is often used alongside other overused or outdated buzz terms like cloud, IoT, smart sensors, 3D printing, AI, machine learning, big data, and mobile. It helps disguise the fact that the company doesn’t know or care about what its customers need, and are incapable of developing offerings that are new, innovative, differentiated, or even of minimal value.
We understand the market pressures you’re facing and that’s why we’re re-imagining the solutions you’re going to need to fuel your next stage of growth, and are committed to partnering with you along your journey and delivering best-in-class solutions that support your digital transformation strategy across the value chain.
by Pavlovian Bell October 30, 2018
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Digital Dirt

a negative online reputation; something negative connected to your name online that others can easily find: i.e. drunken pictures, extreme rants on message boards, complaints from exes, talking smack about your boss. Extreme digital dirt is a digital dealbreaker
He had some good interviews for a new job until the recruiter Googled him and found his digital dirt about why he got fired from his last job.
by Robyn G October 22, 2010
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Digital Love

a song by a fucking epic band DAFT PUNK!!!!111!!one!!eleven
by dpftw June 24, 2009
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