by Soccer Lord November 5, 2010
Get the Clint "Deuce" Dempsey mug.Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.
"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
Get the Deuce Tweets mug.To vomit as a result of excessive drinking, motion sickness, or a flu. Basically, to crap from the mouth.
Pull over, I think I'm going to drop a mouth deuce.
I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.
I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.
I should not have had those last few drinks. When I got home, I mouth deuced all over my living room.
I'm not going to be in today, I've been dropping mouth deuces all night.
by ADKat8 June 30, 2010
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Get the Deuce Jenner mug.pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
by Diego February 8, 2004
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