DESPERATE

So lonely that your even flirting with really ugly guys with names like urnal elias or ranald

You : Hey elias ur lookin smexy today
Your X emanuel : look you might be pretty but thats just desperate

by Skype for sky May 29, 2017

Desperate Cheeto

Another name for Donald Trump.

Donald Trump is a desperate cheeto.

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

desperate dan

Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.

-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.

by rjhawkins August 23, 2006

Desperate Shit

Everyone,
It's a contagious disease

Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is

Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.

Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"

by rickrokks March 4, 2011

serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.

Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.

by wang_man June 29, 2009

desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate

Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night

"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"

by Apple bottom jeans March 25, 2009