The Derps

A symptom found in gamers that causes them to exhibit - often times retarded - and pointless ignorance or devoid awareness of anything that regards intelligent thinking.
Primer has a serious case of the derps.

Or simply imagine somebody being as close to legally considered mentally handicapped without actually being quite there.
by Str8 Derpin' April 04, 2011
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be-derp

1) To have the desire to doink someone or to want to consummate.

2) A casual expression used to describe sexual gratification or excitement.
"Look at that fine looking lady! Be-derp, be-derp!"

"I know what you mean. Be-derp! Be-derp!"

"Be-derp! Be-derp!"
by Grand Masta E October 30, 2007
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Derping

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.
Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.
by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011
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Derp

when someone does something stupid, weird,"special", odd,
Making a weird face is an example of a derp. (izzy)
by nollidecyrb January 17, 2012
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Derp

1) The sound of a Brain-fart, usually when a fairly smart person says something that's rather silly by accident or the wrong word or can't think of what to say.

2) Breaking something or crashing into something due to thinking too much.

3) Being silly and not caring what other people think of you. See dork
"It'd work better if you used contrasting colors. No, not contrasting -- Contrasting. Not contrasting! You should use contrast-gah! Do you know what I'm trying to say?"
"Complimentary?"
"Derp! YES! THANK YOU!"

"Did you hear the professor walked into a wall today while working on his latest thesis?"
"Ha! No I didn't. He's such a derp"
by mindthederpface March 28, 2013
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Derp

The First Real and proper definition for "Derp" Was basically just a response for if something or someone did something so utterly retarded or screwy, You literally have nothing else to say, Derp is what you say when you have nothing to say.
Your friend super glued a pencil to his shirt so he wouldn't lose it.

You say, "....Derp"
by Founder Of Derp (really!) December 14, 2010
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Derp

1- An expression of disdain towards an obvious joke, usually something having to do with slapstick or foolish behavior.

2- To describe a foolish or clumsy individual. One who is blissfully ignorant or unaware of their surroundings.

3- To do something foolish, clumsy, or silly.
1)
Movie Character- "Oh man, I accidentally put laxatives in the Principal's coffee!"

Movie Theater Patron- "DERP!"

2)
John- "Lauren was bringing in the birthday cake, but she couldn't see where she was going so she knocked the houseplant over"

Kelly - "Yeah, she means well, but she's pretty derpy sometimes"

3)
Walt- "I think my favorite Disney character is Goofy. He was derpin' before derp was even a word"
by Max Harley May 03, 2012
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