Deez Nuts

A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.

You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM

by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 16, 2015

those deez

once ya have em ya know what it is😏😏

Brent Martinez is the only person alive who has those deez 😏😏😏

by Bitchy Brent February 10, 2022

Deez Nuts

Just F'ing with someone

eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!

by Dee Loc September 21, 2004

Deez Nutz

Fantastic joke that's good for any occasion, but mine has a different twist.

Ask someone, "Can you believe they've been together for 26 (or use your own age) years?

Who?

Deez Nutz!

by Jimbo Deez March 01, 2009

deez numbs

why me and my deez

that's why your momma dead, dead as hell, what shoes was she wearing

she was indeed wearing deez numbs

by irene rav January 25, 2022

Deez Nutz!

These Nuts!

Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!

by Lors April 20, 2015

Deez Nuts

1.)A very popular vine that started out as a prank call.
2.)a way to annoy someone when asking a question; used by idiots

Person 1) do you like imagine dragons
Person 2) Ya
Person 1) well imagine dragging Deez Nuts across yo face!!!!
Person 2) *facepalm* idiot
Person 1) HA GOT EEM

by 😎awesomeness 😎 August 27, 2015