National put up your xmas decorations day

Because Halloweens just ended, its socially acceptable to put up christmas decorations

Dude 1 - "why are ur xmas decor up?"
Dude 2 - "its november first! halloween ended, its xmas time"
Dude 1 - "oh yeah, its National put up your xmas decorations day

by .tormentor November 1, 2021

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

Decorating my car

When a hot girl makes your car look better just by sitting in it.

“She’s decorating my car, soon she’ll be breaking my heart” Michael Ray

by Ole Dad 66 July 9, 2022

Decorizing

Making something look hype. Not what your mother's room would look like.

Your room looks legit! Great job decorizing!

by Kruelt January 15, 2017

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Decorative gourd

.1) Usually a decorative gourd is a useless items that get kicked around without reason.

.2) Someone who is so painfully, overly useless, that you don't have any other words to describe them. They are beyond lazy, and only groan in disagreement when you tell them to make themselves useful in any way, usually not doing anything afterwards.

Example 1
Person A: How long ago did you ask for that decoration they owe you?
Person B: At least a month...
Person A: God they are such a decorative gourd

Example 2
(The scene of a murder, questioning a witness)
Person A: Where did you last see the victim?
Person B: Uhhhh I dunno-
Person A, as they walk away: What a decorative gourd

by Chaotic_Wyvern January 4, 2023

dopamine decor

Interior design philosophy that rejects “millennial gray” and bland neutrals when decorating living spaces, favoring vibrant colors and aesthetics that increase joy.

Adjusting my Prozac dosage wasn’t not enough so I redid my entire apartment with dopamine decor: Persian carpet, new plants, mint green for the book nook wall and an analog tv on the kitchen counter to remind me of the good ole days!

by Sickomonster December 6, 2025