Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful

by Boogaboogaboo92 June 4, 2020

You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.

Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.

by funyolk September 10, 2021

dankerchief

A handkerchief made out of very potent marijuana. Also can be used to describe a handkerchief with a "far-out" design.

Shit. I need to blow my nose, but I don't want to get snot on my dinosaur Jedi knights fighting robot pterodactyls from their unicorn steeds.

Dude. That is a bad-ass dankerchief.

by azngeek714 April 20, 2010

dankerino

When something is so incredibly Dank, it requires a more sophisticated description

"Mate, Dota 2 is dankerino!"

by Really?You'reGoingtoBeThatGuy? October 19, 2015

gankle my dankle

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Danke

Chatroom slang for "Thank You," usually used alone on a line.

(Aop sets mode +v StupidChatter)
StupidChatter: danke

by entivore October 6, 2003

dankenstein

The master kush of all kush, dank and buddha.Can only be grown indoors.

yo my dealer got the dankenstein and me and my homies were high for days, expensive shit tho, went for about 440/o.

by Edm91 January 12, 2008