Dad

Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.

Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!

by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Dad

where are you?

It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad

by One Big Mistake April 28, 2019

Dad

The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute

Where are you?

I'm gonna find you dad

by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG September 30, 2020

Dad

Someone who always tells you to ask your mom

Me: Hey dad, can Jimmy come over today?
Dad: I don’t know, ask your mother

by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019

dadding

Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.

"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")

by Dang_elf January 14, 2013

Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).

Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*

You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*

by Missus Cupcake February 8, 2013

Dad

The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....

"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.

by Unicorn01 January 15, 2014