captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable
random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!
by the enchanted lemon of hermitage September 19, 2007
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Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.
I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!
by Infinity Plus One November 04, 2009
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Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.
'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'
by Moreorlesswasted December 17, 2016
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Diesel cucumber

When performing oral activities so extreme, the penis acts as a plunger, causes the person giving oral to have trajectoral vomit and then proceed to eat it off the stomach of the other person.
-Dude, how was you night last night?!
-dude, it was good. I gave her the diesel cucumber.
by Shlongdong January 13, 2015
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Cucumber bin

Kelley makes sure to fill her cucumber bin on a daily basis.
by awkwardhi June 01, 2016
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Dirty Cucumber

Done by a male when he doesn't want to partake in sex with a parter, so he grabs a cucumber and goes to town, like its a strap on.
Last night linsey wanted to go, but I didn't want to so I just gave her the dirty cucumber instead. She didn't even know!
by Mowerdover November 11, 2020
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cucumber cum

the name given when you cum but it’s a green colour and has the texture of the juicy part of a cucumber. Often comes randomly but goes within 3-4 minutes.
Babe what is that??

Chill b it’s just cucumber cum, gimme a few mins it’ll go.
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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