My boy and I was gonna hang out Friday but that fucktard crumped out on me.
by Zombieeaters December 3, 2012
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Unlike the standard crump, Country Crump is a dance native only to the North East – especially upstate New York. Commonly performed at parties, the Country Crump is the art of standing vertical and slow stepping with one’s feet, to the rhythm, while swinging one’s hands. One should note that while swinging one’s hands, the shoulders and elbows should remain perfectly still, allowing the arms not to move, making the wrist swinging more pronounced. Commonly, the Country Crumper will do this move with a blank face.
When Chris did the Country Crump all of the girls laughed and pointed.
by knot chris October 18, 2011
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A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.
Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.
by Piemann November 17, 2016
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A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.
Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!
by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 5, 2013
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to anally rape a naked toad-like species such as a dark elf
I like to crump nuggle my friend Jack.
by Dredawg123 December 31, 2011
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A lyrical mastermind; A poet or writer with incredible ability; a well-spoken person and often times a motivational speaker.
Damn, you're a regular Don Crump!
by Cant Nobody Do This September 14, 2011
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