Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Cretin

A cretin is a person that is : brainless, stupid, childlike, and has no self awareness, full of pointless information. And a general indior

Aw bro do you know that girl jay? Why an absolute cretin

by Tipsyteenyweeny July 11, 2021

cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard

person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”

by JDHartley May 25, 2023

cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard

person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”

by JDHartley May 25, 2023

illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section

PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"

by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024

Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024