A word that refers to the method President Trump uses to calculate the size of anything related to him or his presidency
By using covfefe, President Trump calculated that his Inaugural audience was one of the largest ever.
by ExpectMoore June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. VERB.
verb:Covfefe; 3rd person present: Covfefe; past tense: Covfefed; past participle: Covfefed; gerund or present participle: Covfefing
ADVERB
adverb: Covfefe
1. used to end a sentence while defining one's positive outlook at the same time to cope with catastrophic condition that currently an individual felt and perceived as a sign of impending doom.
synonyms: "YOLO"; "I'm all right"; "It's gonna be all right"; "I know how bad the situation is but still I need to think that everything's gonna be all right";
2. used as a more polite word alternative to distract your audiences from a really bad situation or when you don't know the word to express how bad your current situation is
synonyms: "F*ck you"; "Dammit"; "Sh*t"
verb:Covfefe; 3rd person present: Covfefe; past tense: Covfefed; past participle: Covfefed; gerund or present participle: Covfefing
ADVERB
adverb: Covfefe
1. used to end a sentence while defining one's positive outlook at the same time to cope with catastrophic condition that currently an individual felt and perceived as a sign of impending doom.
synonyms: "YOLO"; "I'm all right"; "It's gonna be all right"; "I know how bad the situation is but still I need to think that everything's gonna be all right";
2. used as a more polite word alternative to distract your audiences from a really bad situation or when you don't know the word to express how bad your current situation is
synonyms: "F*ck you"; "Dammit"; "Sh*t"
Despite unpaid student loan, mortgages and bills covfefe; Despite me, being trapped inside an active volcano and seeing the lava is slowly coming into my direction, covfefe; Despite constant negative press covfefe.
by blondewiig June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by @jaylizz1 May 30, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. by timb07 May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. by Jonathan_seattle May 30, 2017
Get the covfefemug. -To make a simple easily explained mistake, but lie and say you meant it in a childish attempt to look like you are in control, thus digging a bigger hole than the mistake would ever have made if left alone.
the manchild who acts like a spoilt 9 year old constantly seeking approval to feed his delusions of grandoise ("look daddy, i can fire people!") Donald Trump made a typo on twitter (the birth of covfefe), followed by his press secretary (with the mind of a silly 6 year old trying to avoid the naughty step) rapidly covfefe'ing the situation by saying they knew what he meant and it was intentional, thus making all parties involved in covfefegate look like gormless windowlicking flids with circus music looping in their heads.
by Dinild Trimp June 1, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. A phrase meaning "Aw fuck it! They're right. I am the most ignorant and despicable person to ever be elected President."
On the last day of May, 2017, Donald Trump began a tweet that would include numerous outright lies, misstatements & ignorance. Half way through, he realized he could no longer deny his inner self and uttered "Covfefe".
by Trump is an asshole May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.