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Whore Couture Galore

These are the girls you see walking about that you want to call sluts but they are not actually sluts. Many of them dress nice but it still comes off whorish... it is a way of life, a style, an attitude. Only skinny girls can truely perfect this look to a tee. They come in packs and challenge each other to who look the best in the 8,000,000 pictures that they took at "that awesome rager.' Their wardrobe usually contains lots of spandex skirts well above the knee, tank tops with 'cool cut out designs' that just so happen to show 80% of there bras and high heeled ankle boots. These girls are the ones that make their arms look thinner by always popping out there shoulder and placing there hands on there hips. This seems like an insult but it is infact some of the highest compliments they could ever recieve. These girls are not stupid. They usually are the ones that have it all going for them. Occasionally they claim to be religious and other peoples thoughts are "but you dress like a classy whore... God blessed you, why not show it off..." They go off to college and 50% of them become true whores. Whoring about all over campus...
Linda: "Did you see that pic of those girls on facebook?"
Jean: "Yeah, they are the true prefection of whore couture galore."
Linda: "Oh my gosh I know right?!"
by Your Dad wont approve June 23, 2011
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Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of leaving the poker table when you are up $50.00 leaving the others to lose their $$.
Dan left the Haute Couture Pokeur table at 11:00pm.
by Nummy Bear October 11, 2003
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Haute Couture Pokeur

The act of playing poker while wearing Haute Couture Fashion.
Please join us at Craig and Cory's house for a friendly game of Haute Couture Pokeur.
by Babycakes October 8, 2003
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juicy couture

juicy couture just started becoming popular in the last one or two years, and the reason it has is because the "popular" girls saw some girl wearing it who might not be popular, but not like a geek (like me social nice and friendly but not populair) and were like o look at that girl she has a J hanging of of her hoddy and her name starts with a C thats stupid until like 4 months later when the go to nemians and they see those "stupid" hoddys with a J on them priced around 100 bucks. then they want them not because they think there cute (well they might but in this case no) but because that girl who travels alot is wearing so it must be like pretty popular so i think ill get it too. then the next thing u no every1 is wearing it and it price value decreases cause like every1 has it. and trust me rich girls dont wear juicy anymore, polo, louis v, lacoste, seven for all mankind,true religon, the REAL desingers who dont dress people like little skank hos.
ogosh, look at that girl trying to people cool and have people think she is rich who is wearing her juicy couture !!
by juicy is over rated anymore February 12, 2005
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Haute couture

a french word literally meaning High Culture...a.k.a. something that's "supposed" to be really fashionable.
kim: leggings are haute couture?

matthew: i like legs.
by Kim L'Amour October 2, 2006
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Curse Couture

Term coined after the materialBITCH.com clothing line. Refers to fashion adorned with curse words. The head designer "MB" is known as the "Creator of Curse Couture".
That "fucking fabulous" shirt is amazing. Curse Couture doesn't get any better than that!
by TotalBitchGirl February 7, 2008
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Jewsy Couture

Clothing brand made especially for Jews and Jew enthusiasts. While it is lesser known among the non jew populace, Jewsy Couture actually hit local Walmarts and dollar stores years before its poorly made competitor, Juicy Couture.

Made with 100% real Jesus tears!
Example 1: "Hey Jebadiah, put down that dradle and come with me to buy the latest Jewsy Couture shirt from Walgreens"

Example 2: "Holy matzah balls! This Jewsy Couture product is reasonably priced!"

Example 3: "Sweet Abraham! How could I Passover such a bargain?"

Example 4: "Wow Mr. Goldstien, this Jewsy shirt has quality Id kill (jesus) for!"
by Zhally (We Black) December 24, 2008
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