cutting cord

To excrete feces in regular lengths so as to have the appearance of freshly-cut cord
It looks so pretty once mom's finished cutting cord in there!
by Fecologist November 30, 2004
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cumbilical cord

When two bodies are connected by a string of cum (usually from stomach to stomach post pull out)
Yeah he pulled out and ejaculated on my stomach. That’s when I realised we created our first cumbilical cord
by Pseudocream68 February 13, 2018
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Bundy Cord

A long nylon covered rubber band used to retrieve sex toys after anal sex.
Ammon, remember to attach that bundy cord so it doesn't get stuck and occupy a place where it's not wanted.
by deKunstenaar January 22, 2016
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Umbollockle cord

A pubic hair which gets trapped in your flys making it impossible to stand up without hurting your scrotum
I tried doing my zip up under the table cos I could feel a draught round my todger, but when I went to stand up I thought I was gonna pull my ballbag off! It was trapped by an umbollockle cord!
by Nuphagus December 26, 2019
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Vinal cord

The cord in your neck that know one knows about (everybody has them)
Put pressure on It then they will cringe that is the vinal cord.
by Cool word person September 05, 2016
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Throwing Cords

Throwing Cords- Squirting breast milk at someone's face
Sheila- "Yesterday, I squirted my breast milk in my husband's face."
Kayla- "Damn girl, you were throwing Cords at him!"
by Hufflinpuffer September 20, 2023
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Taking A Cord

The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.
I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.
by WhoNeverLearns October 26, 2018
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