Aw, Kelsey, way to cook your own goose! All the vodka from last night gave you a terrible hangover.
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
Wow, Jim really cooked his own goose when he barebacked the Asian hooker on a trip to Tokyo. He got AIDS!
by millionsofbrazilians June 1, 2010
Get the cook your own goose mug.(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
Get the cook the books mug.Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.
My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…
by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009
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Megan: Cook my juice.
Brian: ...wait what?
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Megan: Cook my juice.
Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.
by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 18, 2017
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The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.
The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.
by J.P.S January 21, 2011
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