A Vagina
My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
by Jam09 June 10, 2009

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011

I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
by peterson tad October 18, 2008

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.
by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006

Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016
