Hot cum cooker

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.
by Jam09 June 10, 2009
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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017
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Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".
I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.
by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
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Rice Cooker

A combustion-engine road vehicle that has its peak performance at high RPMS, making them sound like the pistons are gonna come flying out of the engine.
Id ride a harley any day rather than one of those rice cookers
by ID Tigerman May 17, 2006
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Pressure cooker

Someone who keeps quiet until they're crossed. They always have a series of roasts and comebacks because they've kept to themselves until "opened".
Damn I didn't know Drake hated Meek Mill so much!

Yeah dude, Meek opened the pressure cooker this time bro.
by Isaiahistoohot October 7, 2016
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