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East Hampton, Connecticut 

the best place ever to live.
it isn't part of the snobby or mean part of connecticut
most people aren't rich either.
there is alot of trees and a beautiful lake.
everything is close together
mcdonalds, stop n'shop, and duckin'donuts are all right next to each other.
it is an awesome small little town
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Connecticut

My home state...where New Yorkers go to turn off their brains, where NYC business men keep their mistresses, and the nutmeg state. We also have the highest IQ, highest cost of living, one of the highest teen heroin usage levels, and, of course, nutmeg.
We all just really want to get out of Connecticut
Connecticut by Alexandra December 1, 2004

connecticut crab waddler 

to have sex while both people are doing a crab walk, both people look like 2 penguins waddleing while doing it
i took a girl home last night but i didnt get my work out in that day so i figured id give her the ole connecticut crab waddler, my friend came in and said we looked like 2 penguins

Connecticut Special 

A female student attending Keene State on their daddys dime, but is actually saving money since they couldn’t get into UCONN. Even in January when its below zero you’d think you were in the tropics as they show up to class gleaming a healthy orange, wearing oversized sunglasses, and a white smile that’ll blind you instantly. You know they are prepared for the tough walk across the quad as they show up to class wearing their Gortex North Face, UGG boots, and black stretchy pants (not a bad thing!). Engaging in conversations with them will instantly lower your IQ, you are forewarned.
Kid 1: Can you imagine someone actually got a zero on that open book exam?

Kid 2: Ya it was that girl that sits to my left!

Kid 3: Oh her, shes such a Connecticut Special!

Middletown, Connecticut 

A small city located in Connecticut of approximately 47,000 located south of Hartford. Middletown is very underrated, and is often seen for Wesleyan University, the Portland Bridge, and Connecticut Valley Hospital. Middletown has a lot of things for all types of age groups to do (unless you’re a teenager. Then the only thing you can pretty much do is go to the YMCA on Friday’s and get in fights).

Middletown is a beautiful mix of urban, suburban, rural, and even where-the-hell-are-we type of communities. Almost everyone here is Italian, or knows someone Italian. It is a very beautiful small city with many things to offer.

The schools in Middletown, however, could be better. The elementary schools in Middletown are wonderful, as well as Mercy and Xavier (Private Catholic high schools). Vinal Tech is ok, as well as Middletown High School.

The middle schools, however are complete ghetto trash. As of now, there is a 6th grade only school called Keigwin, and a 7-8 grade school called Woodrow Wilson Middle School. They are currently working on building a new middle school that should be finished in August 2021 called Beman Middle School that will house grades 6-8. It will most likely be just like Woodrow Wilson Middle School, only with a different name and building.

Overall, Middletown is a great place to live.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Middletown, Connecticut

Connecticut

Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.
"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"

"How can you tell?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"

...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"

"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"

"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"
Connecticut by ctgirl November 11, 2004

oxford, connecticut 

Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.
I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!
oxford, connecticut by yoooo1 January 5, 2011