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Confederate Battle Flag Waver

Just some guy trying to show his love for the south, or soldiers that died in the Civil War give them a break jeez
Person A: BRO IS THAT A CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG WAVER? FUCKING RACIST

Person B: *inhales*
by darty.person April 28, 2021
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Confederate New Year

A holiday celebrated by some rural communities (not limited to the South) similar to normal New Year's, but instead of being celebrated annually on a specific date, it's celebrated randomly every few years.

Communities observing this holiday choose it instead of New Year's as the day that marks the change in the calendar year.

This explains why some towns act like it's 1874. Because, well, it's 1874.
Charleston High School in Mississippi held its first integrated prom in 1924 local time, 2008 Eastern.

Most of metro Atlanta's Confederate New Year dates have caught up to New Year dates.
by Durka Durka A11ah April 14, 2011
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National Make Fun of a Confederate Day

April 9th, The day in which you make fun of confederate traitors. listen to Union Dixie and laugh at the people who still fly the stars and bars. Celebrated on the day that they surrendered to General Ulysses S Grant of the glorious Union Army. I can think of no reason their banner of treason should continue to fly in the land of the free.
"ItS My HErItAgE"

"Begone, Traitor! its National Make Fun of a Confederate Day! L + No slaves + No Economy + Lost The War + Sherman-d + No Gettysburg + No Manufacturing + Land of Traitors + Marching Through Georgia + No Infrastructure +(this cycle continues for hours as the Union Chad names every major confederate loss and flaw)
by TheAmericanSoldier2 April 16, 2023
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Confederate Flag

Also known as the "Southern Cross," it is flag with a red field with a blue saltire (diagonal cross), trimmed with white, with 13 white stars used to represent Incestsexuals.
William: Have you seen Robert's new Confederate flag?
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.
by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024
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Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.
The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!
by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019
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Confederate Burp

A confederate burp is like a normal burp but if comes out of your asshole.
After Ted ate those pinto beans he let out one nasty confederate burp!
by Dr. TacoD PHD December 2, 2017
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Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.
"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
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