consultion

unsolicited advice given as if it was the best advice ever

It's time for our monthly consultion meetings with the parent company team.
Okay, thanks for your consultion.

by woodwork professional April 11, 2022

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kicker consultant

A self-proclaimed, dominator of the kicker (K) position in the world of fantasy football. One who is far superior in the skilled craft of monster leg spotting.

“I can’t belive ya’ll are so jealous of my kicker this year. Listen to yourselves. That’s how I know I dominated the league this year. I may as well be a kicker consultant” - Justin P

by Shadwims December 20, 2017

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A human-centered support method that helps people access clarity by reflecting back emotional, mental, or energetic patterns—without offering advice or solutions.
It’s not therapy, coaching, or problem-solving.
It’s witnessing what’s true and letting the person feel it for themselves.

“I didn’t need someone to fix me—I just needed someone to reflect what I already knew. That’s why I booked a resonance consulting session.”

by ParkSiren June 22, 2025

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Fowler Public Sector Consulting

A horrible slur for traffic engineers.

Wow seth you're a Fowler Public Sector Consulting.

by Abby Finnegan February 6, 2024

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Consultant's clap

A term to describe the action of making barely any effort to wash one's hands, just turning the tap on and quickly rinsing for a few seconds. There is no effort made to wash all surfaces of the hands, just a quick rub together of the palms.

This is in mockery of old school medical consultants who were raised without the standard of hand washing, and now brazenly clap their hands quickly under a running tap to comply with infection control guidelines.

It is most commonly seen with the use of hand sanitizer.

Come on, wash your hands properly! All you did there was a consultant's clap!

by Saaks June 25, 2021

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