Compulsive Bullshitter

Someone who lies consistantly about anything big or small.
Usually "bigs up" personal experiences/gains

Compulsive Bullshitter would say:

"i have a £35k diamond encrusted rolex in a safety deposit box" or "i am Steve Irwins childs god parent yet i didnt go to the funeral"

AKA Nick West

by Truth master August 9, 2012

compulsive disorder obsessive

CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.

I have compulsive disorder obsessive

by Junatokni6815 November 3, 2010

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder)

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

by Teeray November 5, 2010

Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

obsessive compulsive insanity

A severe illness in which the victim suffers from insanity, agression, and mood swings. Brought on bysmall mistakes, often in symmetry.

Doing paper....
Oh shit.... the margins are off by .10 on this question....
My obsessive compulsive insanity is going off.........
#TRIGGERED

by Whitetrashyt September 24, 2017

obnoxious compulsive

When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.

Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."

Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.

by schmuckaneers September 26, 2009