Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.

"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander

by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008

Commander Kotex

A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.

My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.

by Dave4270 August 26, 2009

Cunt Commander

A female in charge of males that always bust their chops or demasculinizes them to make herself more powerful. Always a bitch to them.

That Cunt Commander is such a bitch...

by VIPAS72 February 10, 2007

clit commander

A Commander of the Clit. Not quite a General yet however someone who gets lots of pussy.

I am the clit commander. I own you, you little bastard...ooohhhh...you little bastard...BONG!

by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003

beaver commander

A master of the female lady parts. A slayer of the woman vagina. Slay the beaver..if you know what I'm saying.

Trevor met Sally and before he knew it he was her beaver commander.

by Beaver Slayer 307 April 18, 2014

Commander Geoffrey

An airline pilot who had the AIDS virus (auto immune deficiency syndrome). Because he is an airline pilot, he gives the virus to all of the countries he flies too. His condition is so bad, he has 4 times the amount of normal aids, which means he managed to transmit the virus to other animals, two of the most prominent being monkeys and cats.

"I heard Millie gave Arthur aids"
"What a commander Geoffrey thing to do!"

by aids_from_Geoff March 14, 2015

Weeb Commander

The one and only true weeb commander for all the weebs - Yvonne <3
She didn't choose the life of a weeb commander - It chose her - Albert, the magician
She is the chosen one!!

W: Do you know who the weeb commander is?

E: Of course man, It's Yvonne from Offline TV
W: YEAH MAN!!

E: Bro, type the name Yvonnie in twitch
B: Who is this man?
E: Don't you know - She is Yvonne - Yvonne, the weeb commander
E: Our weeb commander

by Shiniiichii February 15, 2019