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Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders

type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit

type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander

Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown
girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner
by mmm February 22, 2005
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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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CommanderRoot

CommanderRoot is a Battlefield 3 PC player from Germany enlisted on 28/10/2011.

He is well known amongst the Battlefield community for his antics in page raping. CommanderRoot clogs up your feed by 'Hooahing' all of your awards.

This global phenomenon has escalated to such a point where it is considered an honour to be C-rooted, an honour many players will not experience.
Woooofjhdakshg hey mum check this out I just got C-rooted~!

Holy shit it's CommanderRoot~!
by zzsab May 27, 2012
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Cuck Commander

Someone who can watch their woman be decimated by other men without issue. The ultimate cuck.
It turns out Demetri is a cuck commander. I went through the back door of Demetri's house to surprise him for his birthday, and instead I saw his wife getting a train ran on her by random guys from the bus stop!
by Fat Boi Eric Cartman April 11, 2017
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m.c. bat commander

Awesome guy. Otherwise known as Christian Jacobs. Has appeared on various TV shows and movies but now he is the lead singer for a rad band named 'The Aquabats'.
by C'est moi. January 4, 2004
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Commander Xander

The most awesome nickname EVAR. You simply must be the best person ever to attain such a title. The person must possess the necessary skills for this job as well, such as having over 5000 pages of dungeons and dragons manuals memorized. If the one called Commander Xander approaches you, you must bow and give him offerings of food and cash.
"Where would you like the village girls sir?" -Dedicated Crew Mate
"Send them to my private quarters." - Commander Xander
by Commander Xander23 December 16, 2008
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