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confuding

When your brain be so confused you can't think straight to even remember your own name, who you are as a person, or your time period.
Matt: Dude, Inception was so confuding I thought I drove a carriage here and best friend was named Winston when I walked out of the theater.
Winston: 'Tis jolly. Let's go ride home
by GooeyGrownMan June 6, 2023
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Croud Computing

An Asian way of saying Cloud Computing, an IT term describing applications or services housed and delivered by a service provider via a network connection. The play on spelling stems from an Asian's inability to pronounce the letter L.
Rumour has it that Asians are developing a method of meshing the power of human minds into a single number-crunching super-power, rivaling some of the largest known super-computers. They hope to one day secure the trademark 'croud computing' for describing this purpose.
Wang Fi: Hoi hoi hoi
Jiang Xu: Wang Fi, why you alrays hap to tork about da croud computing you sirry irriot?
by dim sim brit July 8, 2011
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one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)
The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight
by BubaMan January 29, 2014
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eolas computing

eolasComputing.ie has amazing prices on laptops, computers and servers. Cheap laptops, computer accessories and ink also available at great prices.
Where can I buy a cheap laptop in Ireland?

Eolas Computing - EolasComputing.ie
by EolasComputing April 6, 2004
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Confusinated F***

Confusinated is a term used to describe someone who is so confused that they appear to be intoxicated, which in some cases they are.

Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.

The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
by Elite Slipknot Maggot April 9, 2010
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Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit
Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"
by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020
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comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc
"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"
by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014
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