Comedian's "Full Count"

Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.

"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic

by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021

comedian

The jokes and humorous comments made my the two girls in the example below.

Kylie and Brianna are the funniest comedians.

by Kellie Brien March 13, 2021

Comendite

Comendite is a hard, peralkaline igneous rock, a type of light blue grey rhyolite. Phenocrysts are sodic sanidine with minor albite and bipyramidal quartz.

Comendite derives from the area of Le Commende on San Pietro Island (Sardinia) in Italy, where the rock type is found.

by Comendite August 11, 2021

comedian

Someone who uses irony as 99% of his jokes so in reality hes really not funny.

In my opinion, I think that Stelios is a comedian!

by pinelos September 6, 2021

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Comedian

Those wonderfully funny people that can make us laugh till we pee!

I could not stop laughing , that comedian dude was so funny, I peed!

by Hit-n-run April 4, 2023

Comedaster

A person who makes bad joke or is unfunny

“*ice spice handing out elons*
me: where my musk at?
ice spice: you thought i was twitter you?”
“ You’re such a comedaster.”

by Gluegungirl May 27, 2023