Diet Coke

A drink people say is healthy, but is slowly killing them.

Honey want some diet coke with your tumors?

by Guy who works at Denny's November 25, 2019

Diet coke

When u get cum in your mouth and shoot it up the mans nose

I gave Noah some Diet Coke the other night

by Fuckinmomaf420 January 19, 2022

Diet Coke

the same as something else but worse in every way

guy 1: Hey what's the new kik update?
guy 2: It's just a diet coke Skype

by meme queen 2016 December 20, 2016

Diet Coke

The code word for playing poker. This word is used on high school golf trips, so that the coach doesn’t understand what you are trying to do.

Hey Colin, want some Diet Coke when we get back to the room.

by Ruthirsty June 26, 2022

Diet Coke

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.

No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.

by You mother is gay April 08, 2018

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 24, 2018

Diet coke

Dog shit mixed with water without sugar.

McDonalds employeet: fucking order
Fat man: i wanna have some diet coke
McDonalds employee: fuck you

by joe mama33 69 December 31, 2020