the clamping plate 

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

the clamping plate by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005

Clumpsing

Clumpsing or to clumps; The act of exposing to a friend's girlfriend, partner or dateee, the age old secret of sharing naked pictures of girls with your friendship group, thus causing said girlfriend, partner or datee to never send revealing pictures via medium of mobile phone. Once an unwritten code among men that should one receive a picture of Vagina (Vag) or Breasts (Norks), one must instantly share with friends, this code was broken, nay, obliterated by Captain Tim Clumps thus inventing the term to clumps.

A tale of Clumpsing: Joss is getting friendly with Leona. Joss's close friend of one week, Jim, shows all the lads pictures that he has received from girls with them exposing their Vag's and Norks. Leona is within eye and earshot, and sees this going on. The cogs start to whir. Joss and Leona soon part ways, meaning the only form of contact is through mobile phone. Joss politely requests some raunchy pictures of Leona, to which she replies "I don't think i can trust you after seeing Tim.... err I mean Jim showing everyone pictures of other girls naked"

JOSS HAS BEEN WELL AND TRULY CLUMPSED!!!

Clumpsing by ivebeenclumpsed June 19, 2013

Crumping 

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

Crumping by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

chumpingbury

Sly, smug cunt who thinks he has an effect but will ultimately get knocked the fuck out

Had enough of this chumpingbury cunt he's pissing me off with his smug face

chumpingbury by Bruv effect May 9, 2018

clumpiness 

to heap or gather in clumps" (transitive), 1824, from clump (n.). Related: Clumped; clumping. Intransitive sense "to form a clump or clumps" is recorded from 1896.

We need to keep the guards in a clumpiness fashion so we can stay safe in this area.

clumpiness by BeastySurvives June 4, 2018

clamping the cooch 

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

clamping the cooch by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Crumping 

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

Crumping by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018