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Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
by J. Gam October 16, 2008
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calimocha

Typical Spanish drink involving one part very cheap vino tinto (red wine) and one part Coca Cola, mixed together and consumed by Spanish teenagers. Very popular as a part of a botellón because of its indistinguishability from regular Coca Cola, its sweet taste, and its very low price.
"Look at those sixteen-year-olds drinking calimocha in the park. I can't believe they haven't gotten arrested yet."
by Behest March 16, 2009
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rope climber

A lady whose woohoo grips so tight it could climb a rope.
"Gill was a rope climber, but I couldn't stick around"
by sexbadger February 18, 2017
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Clemont

A young trainer from the Kalos region. Fond of science, pokemon battles, he is a gym leader of Lumiose City. Clemont is currently traveling with Ash Kechum, his sister Bonnie, and Serena. The machines he makes usually backfire and unfortunately cause disaster.
Clemont is an electric-type gym leader, and he is a science nerd.
by Pkmngamer1 April 26, 2014
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Social Climbing

Social Climbing refers to the attempt to move up in popularity through gaining large amounts of friends.
"Bryan Chow, stop social climbing!"
by B Chow April 18, 2010
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climbing Mount Ballmer

The act of drinking heavily in order to achieve a blood alcohol level of between 0.129% and 0.138%, which was discovered by Microsoft in the late 1980s to confer "superhuman programming ability" via some unknown cause.
"It's Friday night, but I have a ton of code to write. I guess climbing Mount Ballmer is my only hope."
by jokeocracy January 24, 2014
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climactic

A moment of pure bliss. Sexually, or socially. The highest point of excitement.
"Damn, that was a climactic finish!"
by TWBGW June 2, 2014
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