*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *
by Weevil69 February 5, 2020
Get the Clartmug. by bagel-bites April 9, 2024
Get the ras clartmug. Clarting (Noun/ verb)
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
Get the Clartingmug. The unification of the adjective dutty and the suffix of that of words such as pussyclart or bomboclaat, its not a variation of those words, so is applicable as banter but also as an insult or term of endearment, the versatility of this noun is what makes it such a fun term.
by Narsayee711 February 23, 2020
Get the Dutty clartmug. Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
by janid November 21, 2024
Get the Clartedmug. Yo have you seen Natalie Portman. She’s so clarted
by Peter bread 69 September 15, 2022
Get the Clartedmug. The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
Get the Clart and departmug.