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absolute cinema

Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.

I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"

"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
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Cinema

The beginning of a new love, seeing this person who yiu know nothing about but liking their energy and being drawn to them. Wanting and needing to know them more. As used I'd harry styles songs cinema 'I dig your cinema '
Hey, why are you staring at them?
I like their cinema, I can't help it, I need to introduce myself.
by Avensbrokenpeices July 14, 2022
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cinema hoe

The opposite of a 'filmbro'; someone who has a wide-range of film knowledge, particularly in regards to older, obscure, and/or international films. Similar to 'filmbros' however, their egotistical narcissim often leads to the belittlement of others for not sharing the same filmography tastes as them, often leading to comments and assumptions such as: "You've probably never seen/heard of blank before..." or "I wouldn't expect you to know who blank is; they're pretty underrated and unknown in my opinion..."

Cinema hoes usually have a film degree or are studying film at their university or college. They can often be located at underground and/or smaller movie theaters, and are often seen browsing through the 'Criterion Collection' at your local movie store - in fact, most of their film knowledge often comes from the 'Criterion Collection'.
"Brian is such a cinema hoe; yesterday, he wouldn't shut the fuck up about 'I Am Curious (Yellow)' and kept calling me a moron for not knowing who Elem Klimov is..."
by drky July 27, 2021
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cinema fr

when the movie you just watched is a masterpiece or has been critically acclaimed by the movie critics
yo have you seen Martin Scorsese's movie "Goodfellas"? that movie is cinema fr
by the lord edges June 23, 2024
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Cinema

by CrankologistsUnite January 25, 2022
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Ghetto home cinema

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)
Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema
by kurkosdr April 22, 2011
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skull cinema.

That TV show of worry that you 'see' with you eyes closed when you cannot sleep.
That F1 crash repeated over and over on my skull cinema.
by Backbeard99 November 11, 2020
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