Cigarette

Shit made smoke-able. I dont know why someone would smoke a second cigarette after smoking their first one. It tastes like shit in your mouth, makes you cough (1st time), dosent get you high. So why would someone in their right mind keep smoking until they get addicted, and screw themselves over. It dosent make sense to me..
Person- Hey man wanna smoke a cigarette?
Me- Sure, why not.
*toke, cough, cough, cough*

Me- Wow, that sucked ass, im never doing that again.
by intelligentintellectual January 22, 2008
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Smokable cancer that is much needed to survive without doing something completely insane. Also, there is never enough at hand.
Dammit, I only have half a cigarette left.
Newports are the best cigarettes.
by Bitttchhh January 19, 2010
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1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.
Let's use cigarettes to get fucked up! Wheee!
by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003
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Guy 1: You know smoking yeets away 10 years of your life right?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Then why are you smoking?
Guy 2: Because I want to light a cigarette.
by the random. September 14, 2021
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1.Group of under aged boys, relatively middleschool/hughschoolers who always come around asking for things on a daily basis. Usually starts by being cool with an older boy probably a dropout who gets them to skip school and loiter in shopping centers.
2.Kids who come around bothering you because you're close in age and you gave them the time of day.
Person 1:The cigarettes came by earlier.

Person 2:The fuck they want now?
by watanite201 January 06, 2018
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Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.
SECOND HAND SMOKE IS DEADLY TOO! Go smoke those damn things elsewhere!
by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004
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Very addictive drug that is deadly for the one smoking and anyone unfortunate enough to be around them. It is more powerful than family bonds. It causes the addict to stink long after the cigarette was snubbed out. They can trigger migraines as well.
I'm sorry Brenda, I'll have to drive a separate vehicle fifty miles to our sister's house as your cigarette smoking could trigger one of my migraines. Brenda say's "Ok, Betty. I'll drive my car and you can drive yours. I cannot do without my cigs that long. It would be nice to have your company but the cigarettes are my life."

Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.
by Playon August 27, 2006
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