christian is a great guy...he is my best guy friend and i have no examples so i just wrote something
by not a man [duh] February 03, 2007
A religion which has only ever had one real practitioner. However, it does have billions of other would-be practitioners who fall far, far short of the standard and often miss the point entirely.
"Jesus is my Lord and Savior. And if He were alive today, I would crucify him for the ultra-liberal, socialist, hippie, pansy-pacifist that He is."
by Clark, Jesus's Lesser-Known Second Cousin April 24, 2005
A religion based on the new testament section of the bible, containing the life and works of Jesus Christ. Main beliefs can be found in the prayers, Apostle's Creed and Nicene Creed. Some beliefs also based on Judaism and the Old Testament. Teaches that there is one singular God who if merciful and forgiving. Unadultered principles of teachings are kindness and forgiveness, basically to hate the sin and love the sinner. Has many sects and denominations.
by 5463 June 30, 2004
Hey, I'm someone who proclaims atheism and coexistence but can't stand Christianity at all. Let's go write a scathing satire of it on Urban Dictionary.
by Cynic551512341234 July 25, 2011
Christian is the type of girl who’s name gets mistaken as a boy. Surrounds her self with awesome male friends. Can be a bitch If you’re Bitch to her. She’s will respect and love anyone willing to do the same. She’s is an optimist and is usually very good at acidemics and sports. All I have to say about her is don’t cetch a case.
Christian is a great friend!
by Micheal knomes July 09, 2018
this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know
Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice
Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice
by Christine15 October 02, 2010
A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by Who, me? August 17, 2003